If I’m not eating noodles in the morning, I’m often eating a Chobani yogurt cup. There are many days when I actually have both. Since my Cheez-It rankings is easily my most popular post, I figured I’d give the people what they want and post some more ranking blog posts.
Ol’ Reliable. Very calm and patient flavor. I don’t have it as much as I should.
9. Mixed Berry
Fun medley of tastes. I appreciate the textures the small seeds provide.
8. Whole Milk Plain
This one deserves the 8th spot simply because of its utility in other dishes. Non-fat/low fat could never.
7. Black Cherry
Always pleasantly surprised whenever I have this one. I expect it to be distasteful, but it never fails to deliver.
Berries and yogurt are a match made in heaven. No flame to the mixed berry, but the flavors with one berry allow that berry to shine so much more.
An edgier version of blackberry with a more prominent taste.
Simply brilliant. No complaints.
Certainly an acquired taste, but I’m here for it. I’ve easily had coffee flavor more than any other flavor. Subtle, creamy, delicious.
Yogurt flavors aside, I love raspberries and raspberry flavor goods. No surprise I enjoy this one so much.
If this flavor was a dog, it would be a golden retriever. When you mix the chunks of fruit at the bottom of the cup together with the yogurt, you get a playful mix of textures and flavors. There is no better fruit you can pair with Greek Yogurt.
Who the fuck approved these? All these flavors don’t belong in a yogurt.
- Coconut: Yikes
- Lemon and Cream: Tart af, no good.
- Banana and Cream: What in the world.
- Strawberry: I’m just tryna piss people off :)
- Honey and Cream: HUH?
Cover Photo: A cow about to moo at your dumbass.